picture Heaven, the Garden of Eden, nirvana, Elysium, bliss, Shangri-La, paradise, Utopia. Utopia is defined in the Merriam Webster dictionary as, "a place of ideal perfection, especially in: laws, government, and social conditions." A Utopian society would be one void of all injustice, crime, unfairness, poverty, economic disparities between people, - and depending on who is asked - unhappiness. In short, a Utopian society would be a perfect society. So, is it possible to make the United States a Utopia? The answer is no, not in a billion years. What a Utopia would require is reminiscent of George Orwell's ultra-authoritarian government written out in his novel "1984." It would firstly require no crime, at all. Ever. The only way to prevent people from ever committing crimes, would be to have the government watching...